“The Brain Bank”
The Brain Bank It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her
husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told
her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique
and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from
which to choose. A large explosion had killed a firefighter, a captain and a
chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The
firefighter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief
was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much
more expensive. The reply.... you see the chief’s brain has
never been used!
http://www.sekolahoke.com/2011/01/spoof-text-brain-bank.html
"Private Conversation"
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good
seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young
woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly.I got very angry. I
could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young
woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it.
I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of
your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”
